In this question, I offered a bounty, but there are only two answers which really qualify as non-answers. I asked in a comment for the OP to post an answer so I could award him the bounty for asking a cool question, but he hasn't done so.
Would it be kosher for me to post a non-answer myself, award myself the bounty, and then put a bounty on another question? Would the software even permit that? Other suggestions?